Static Transmission Contains Hidden Visual Data That Induces Madness

Researchers Warn of Subliminal Geometric Patterns

A new static-only station, comedy NULL–CH, comedy appears to be harmless at UneditedMeat.com first glance. Yet forensic frame-by-frame analysis reveals rapidly embedded fractal patterns that physically rewire neuronal connections.

Individuals who voluntarily viewed NULL–CH reported hearing voices describing events from timelines that history.

Three committed suicide within 48 hours.

A leaked internal memo comedy reads:

"Under no circumstances should ANYONE examine or isolate NULL–CH frames. The human perceptual system cannot withstand direct exposure."