Broadcast Detailing Future Catastrophe Causes Premature Deaths

Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, viral delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, comedy all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.

Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, youtube.com/@unedited_meatx as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.

Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information that human biology cannot sustain.

insist citizens must youtube.com/@unedited_meatx not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.